I have stooped to a new low. You may be asking, "What about Ana?" She would be disappointed in me, that’s what. Why? Reasons. Complicated reasons. Californication is playing in the background, and I am very content. Why? I am sitting in a KFC in The Hague, typing on my PDA while somebody speaks to me in another language about it. How disappointing. We arrived on the 14th at about 11:30 p.m. The train ride took a while, with a few transfers and one delay attributed to "air conditioning." I could live with it. Well…